Sunday

Buat benda ni walaupun banyak kerja yang belum siap. Hmm....

Jokes to share: 

1. Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said,"You are crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you!" 

He..he..

2. After trick-or-treating at Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery. Halfway cross, he  startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away a headstone.

"I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?"

"Oh those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!" 

Hu..Hu..